Wall Street Hears AWS Grew Only 8.7 Percent, Returns The Entire Stock For Store Credit

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Amazon reported $134.4 billion in Q2 revenue, up 9% year over year, and AWS posted 8.7% growth — yet Wall Street responded with the enthusiasm of someone finding a Prime package full of packing peanuts and vibes. The stock promptly dropped nearly 8% in premarket trading, as if the company had announced it was pivoting to DVD rentals.

To be clear: Amazon didn’t do badly. It beat revenue expectations, made billions in profit, and continued to dominate e-commerce, advertising, and cloud computing. But in a market addicted to acceleration and algorithmic perfection, "very good" just isn’t good enough.

AWS Grows +8.7% — But Not Fast Enough for the Spreadsheet Whisperers
Amazon Web Services — the company’s golden goose and highest-margin business — posted $26.2 billion in Q2, growing 8.7% YoY. That’s solid by human standards, but Wall Street was hoping for something closer to double-digit reacceleration, especially after Microsoft Azure flaunted stronger growth just days prior.


Technically Up, Emotionally Down

Amazon also issued cautious forward guidance, noting softer cloud demand, cautious enterprise spending, and signs of consumer normalization. Translation: growth is still there — it’s just... boring. Investors don’t like boring.

The result? A full-fledged sell-off, with some traders claiming it wasn’t panic selling, just “aggressively repositioning with conviction” (also known as panic selling).

Meanwhile, Advertising and E-Commerce Behaved Themselves. Amazon’s ad business continued growing, and retail sales ticked up across regions — but those aren’t the glamorous drivers anymore. AWS and cloud margins are where the magic (and multiples) happen. And when AWS slows, the entire Amazon narrative starts sounding less like a tech giant and more like a highly efficient delivery service with a PhD in logistics.

Beat Expectations or Bring a Scapegoat

Amazon told the truth. They didn’t blame bad weather, geopolitical ambiguity, solar flares, or stray balloons. They simply said, "Here’s what we earned." And that, ironically, might have been the problem.

In this market, if you're not delivering exponential growth or a dramatic excuse, you better bring fireworks — or prepare to watch your stock price get overnighted to the basement.

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