🧠 Vibecession Is the New Recession: When Feelings Tank the Economy Faster Than Facts

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Forget GDP, CPI, or even the dreaded yield curve inversion. The new leading economic indicator is vibes. And right now, the vibes are off.

America may be adding jobs, inflation might be cooling, and consumer spending hasn't collapsed—yet somehow, everyone feels like we’re in a recession. And as it turns out, that’s almost enough to make it real.

Despite the U.S. economy growing 3% last quarter and core inflation finally slowing, a recent MarketWatch piece asked the question everyone’s secretly thinking: “Has the sky actually fallen?” The answer: not yet, but sentiment says it’s cloudy with a 70% chance of self-sabotage.

Doug Ramsey from the Leuthold Group even modeled this "vibecession" mathematically, finding that if consumers feel worse—even without an economic shock—GDP could shrink simply because people and businesses act like it already has.

This isn’t economic theory. It’s economic cosplay.

The Federal Reserve is stuck in its own vibe check. On one side, inflation is down. On the other, Fed officials are giving conflicting interviews like contestants on The Bachelor, unsure whether to commit to a rate cut or ghost the entire economy.

Meanwhile, markets are pricing in cuts like it's 2008, while labor data says otherwise. It’s a tale of two realities: one where everyone’s mood is sour, and another where the data is still technically sweet.

Consumer confidence is historically low—worse than during actual recessions like 2008. Yet people are still traveling, buying iPhones, and apparently tipping 30% for cold brew. If this is a downturn, it’s the most well-fed depression in modern history.

The University of Michigan’s consumer sentiment index tanked in July, not because of job losses or collapsing banks, but because people just feel like things are bad. Maybe it’s the headlines. Maybe it's TikTok. Maybe it's the Federal Reserve’s communication strategy, which lately resembles interpretive dance.

It’s Recession Theater, and We’re All in the Cast. In this performance, economists play fortune tellers, the Fed plays referee, and Wall Street plays anxious chihuahua. Everyone’s rehearsing for a recession that hasn’t arrived—and may never—but the curtain might fall anyway because the audience believes it will.

As they say in Hollywood: fake it ‘til you break it.

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